Well, that was a long break. As previously stated, I took a wee vacation to the far-off land we call “Europe” with my lady, and am only now getting back into the Bangkok groove. I only manage one big vacation every few years, so it was a long time coming. Enjoyed it a lot, spent too much money, but it was worth it – you know the drill. At any rate, it was interesting to me, living in one of Asia’s biggest, most culturally important cities, to experience some of Europe’s biggest, most culturally important cities. I had a few thoughts on Bangkok while there…

Actually, it’s a bit of a misnomer to call the places I went to some of the biggest cities in Europe. My journey took me to Vienna, Salzburg, Prague and Budapest, of which Budapest is the biggest, with just over 1,800,000 people (Moscow is the biggest at nearly 8,300,000). Vienna has 1,540,000, Prague has 1,193,000, and Salzburg is a teensy 150,000. Here are some quick thoughts on each city:

Vienna: Lovely architecture, super-efficient subway and tram system. Smaller than I thought, with the streets surprisingly empty by 10pm.

The gardens at Schonbrunn Palace in Vienna. Meh, okay I guess.

The gardens at Schonbrunn Palace in Vienna. Meh, okay I guess.

Salzburg: Well, I was only there for half a day, but it seemed to retain the small town charm it must have had when Mozart grew up there.

Prague: Mind-blowing, awesome, gorgeous. Too gorgeous – every building you see is photo-worthy. Centuries of history drip from every brick, and you can wander in and around the old town for hours days.

Budapest: The Buda side is a bit run-down and less glitzy than the Pest side, with its cool office buildings, huge churches and funky entertainment districts. But the Buda side does have Budapest Castle, which is pretty impressive, and is called greener and less noisy by locals.

My favorite of all the places we went to was Prague, which had gorgeous parks, well-maintained architecture, a great transportation system, fantastic bike paths, and awesome food (and beer!). If I had to move to Europe, I’d likely choose Prague as my destination.

I coulda stared for hours at Prague's skyline.

I coulda stared for hours at Prague’s skyline.

But how did they compare to Bangkok?

Well, for one, it was a nice break to be in a place where things happened in an expected fashion governed by the rules of common logic. 300-year old sidewalks had no potholes, unlike those in Bangkok which can’t stay whole for more than a month. Police were stern but friendly, and you knew you could trust them. Traffic moved in an orderly fashion and no one tried to shave 3 seconds off their commute by driving like a jackass. No one approached us with any tourist scams. But mostly there was an overall feeling of order; that there existed a well-defined rulebook for most any situation that is usually followed. This is not a feeling you have in Bangkok.

I’m not knocking my beloved Big Mango, mind you. As I’ve said many times, I really love this city and enjoy the controlled chaos of it all, but the more I thought about it, the more I began to summarize Bangkok a bit differently. People often cite ‘Thai culture’ as one of the major takeaways from their vacation and/or life in Thailand, but I think that’s a bit of an overstatement. Of course Thailand has culture, it has great culture, but after my trip I’ve narrowed my definition of the word.

Crossing the street in Bangkok is a bit, uh, noisier than in Salzburg.

Crossing the street in Bangkok is a bit, uh, noisier than in Salzburg.

Prague has culture. Salzburg has culture. Centuries of contributions to the combined book that is humanity: science, mathematics, architecture, art, music, exploration, war, food, literature. Major contributions that have changed the course of history, that have opened up doors to places and ideas that simply didn’t exist before. Other cultures can claim many of these too, of course, but not in the same way or with the same authority that European cities like Prague and Vienna can.

Also, their money is weird.

Also, their money is weird.

So what does Bangkok have? Bangkok has attitude. Prague doesn’t have attitude, or if it does, it’s that lippy rich kid who gives you too much attitude on the playground. Salzburg doesn’t have attitude, it has an aura. But Bangkok… Bangkok has attitude. Bangkok is that guy who will lead you through a war zone but turns to you just before he starts running and says “If you don’t keep up, you’re on your own.”

Although I do agree, “Come and Experience Thai Attitude” probably doesn’t sound as nice on a tourist brochure.