You is! We was! I are!

I love the phrase 'top-heavy' - it applies to so much, especially the mighty Micro$oft. Besides the fact that I'm pretty proficient in using PC's, I will soon switch a Mac (assuming I can save a few grand) and all my problems will be solved. All of my problems, Macs are magic. Don't burst my balloon.

Every time I use a Mac I just get pissed of at PC's - going back to my old clunker after I've spent a few hours on an MacBook is like rollerskating home after spending the afternoon on a racetrack in a Ferrari. Despite the fact that Mr. Gates (pictured at left, in all his nerdy glory) essentially stole the idea for Windows from an early Mac operating system, Macs are still seen as the redheaded stepchild of the industry... but the tide is turning! Anyway, before I get carried away, one of the reasons I'm switching, besides the obvious fact that Macs are much better and I've never met anyone who would even think of moving from a Mac to a PC (but plenty who yearn to move the other way), is displayed prominently in the picture below.

While typing a hotel review, I was given this option under the grammar checker, which is in serious need of an overhaul. I mean... is this a viable suggestion in any sentence? Brutal.