I’ll be the first to admit that I usually like children like I like a piece of plastic sitting on a table: quiet and not bothering me. But even a grumpy old fuddy-duddy like me occasionally enjoys the company of children and the unabashed evil innocence they display. With the knowledge that I – gasp! – may even have one myself one day, I’ve tried to soften up a bit as I lurch toward old(er) age. But when I saw this poor kid sitting in the 7-11, I didn’t really know what to think. Pre-pubescent masochist? Victim of bullies? Or just one really bad babysitter? You decide.

As I was shopping with my girl at the Khlong San market (well, following her around as she bought shoes), I popped into the 7-11 to get a drink and saw this poor little bastard sitting in the corner. I happened to have my camera with me so I snapped a quick picture; I guess what I should have done was ask someone: “Uh, has this child been abandoned or some such sad fate?” However, I don’t know the Thai word for ‘abandoned’ so I just let it be and assumed he made it out of 7-11 alive and ambulatory.

I mean, assuming he got really hungry, he could probably snap those anyway, right? Right??

I mean, assuming he got really hungry, he could probably snap those anyway, right? Right??