The longer you live overseas, the bigger the chasm between ‘normal’ in the motherland and ‘normal’ in your new adopted home becomes. The things that seemed crazy, strange, unique, weird or even offensive when you first moved here eventually become normal, and it’s often hard to remember which aspect of your new life your friends back home would find odd. I was struck with this feeling today when I read a Wired.com article on an MPAA press release instructing people how to detect counterfeit DVDs. How cute.

The Wired.com story that covered the release was written in an appropriately sardonic style, as it seems that huge media corporations have a really hard time understanding how the general public, um… functions as a society (take, for example, the legendarily awful Windows 7 Launch Party video that tried to be hip but generally made viewers cringe with embarrassment).

From the MPAA release:

*Watch for titles that are too new to be true. Movies that have yet to be released in theaters, or that are still out in theaters, are not legally available to consumers. If very recent titles are being sold, they are almost invariably illegal copies.

*Other telltale signs: Loose cellophane packaging, poorly reproduced labeling, lack of holographic labeling, cut-rate pricing, or sales made from street vendors out of a box or a backpack on the sidewalk.

 "You mean that this isn't the latest Blockbuster location? I am outraged!"

“You mean that this isn’t the latest Blockbuster location? I am outraged!”

Clearly, the organization thinks that someone buying a DVD at a bus stop out of the backpack of a guy named Rizzo with a ‘Fuck Tha Police’ T-shirt would be shocked – shocked! – to learn that it might not be legit. I could go off on a tangent here and get into the coming  sea-change that will completely redefine media creation and distribution, but I’ll save it for another post. The bottom line is that most people know they’re fake, and they don’t care. The MPAA and similar organizations are using a centuries-old model of creation/distribution/ownership that just doesn’t work anymore.

What got me thinking was, I don’t think I know anyone back home who has ever even seen a fake DVD for sale. But in Bangkok, as well as most Asian cities, I barely know anyone who buys real ones.  It also reminded me, as a bit of an aside, of a Sex and the City episode I saw a few years ago (I, uh, accidentally saw it). In it, one of the women found a guy who was selling fake Gucci purses and it was a HUGE deal. Even then, I thought to myself, “Oh yeah, that’s still a pretty big thing in the US.”. It just struck me as interesting how one’s perceptions change over time when you are exposed to a different set of rules.

As an added bonus, check out the below video, released earlier this year, that shows in jaw-dropping detail just how out of touch with their customers many media companies are. Wow. Just… wow.