One of the first things I do in any new country I’m visiting is hit a convenience store. You’ll never find a more compact display of what makes that country unique. In Korea they have kimchi (fermented cabbage) flavoured fish sticks; in India, they offer little packages of sauces for about 2 cents that taste better on their own than any Indian food I’ve ever had outside of India; in Japan, they have 8-oz beer cans. Convenience stores are a great barometer of the culture. To be honest, I’ve been in Thailand so long that things in convenience stores no longer seem strange – until I saw this in a little store in the Bangkok suburbs while out biking (and lost) the other day: Mecca Cola.

The can was pointed out to me by my friend S as we took a convenience store drink break on our ride. I’d never heard of it before, but he told me the story of how it came into existence, and I knew I had to put it up here. After trying it out (not bad, more like Pepsi than Coke), I hung the can off of my handlebars for the next five hours until I got home.

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Not to be confused with Jesus Juice

Not to be confused with Jesus Juice

In 2002, just as Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel George Bush II was ramping up his unwinnable war on terror (which is like having a war on flamboyance), anti-American sentiment was running high. Figuring he’d try to hit America in its commercial heart, Tawfik Mathlouthi decided to boycott Coca-Cola, the most American of drinks, and offer his Muslim brothers an alternative – Mecca Cola was born.

It’s not a bad idea, actually. According to the label (below), 20% of the profit goes to charity, in keeping with Islamic tenets of giving to those less fortunate (fun fact: the Quran says that if you don’t give to charity, on judgement day, your wealth will turn into a “bald-headed poisonous male snake” and start biting you). What a great reason to drink some Mecca Cola!

It's the taste of freedom! I've always wondered what that tasted like.

It’s the taste of freedom! I’ve always wondered what that tasted like.

At any rate, I haven’t seen this anywhere else in Bangkok, but according to the Bangkok Post, it’s only been available since January 2008, so who knows – in a little bit, maybe I’ll be able to order some somtam on the street and wash it down with some Mecca Cola.

And check out this shockingly bad commercial – if that doesn’t make you run to your nearest convenience store, nothing will!