In the online war of words between representatives of Thailand’s various cultural groups (sexpats, expats, students, teachers, businessmen, hi-sos, etc), there’s never a shortage of interesting wordplay to read through. I’ve written about this before, but the one piece of advice I give to prospective expats is to be very selective when boning (heh) up on how Thailand works, simply because there’s so much crap out there that it’s easy to get a very distorted view of the country. The latest salvo in this ongoing battle was written for CNNGo by a friend of mine, and is causing quite a little uproar. Well, I’m here to defend him… sort of.

Cod Satrusayang recently wrote a piece on CNNGo.com entitled “How to Date a Thai Woman in Bangkok“. It’s a pretty blunt take on what dating a Thai woman is all about – almost right away it states:

In general — there are exceptions, of course — the Thai female is a whole other kind of crazy from every other species of woman in the world.

It gets more blunt from there, commenting on how Thai women are demanding, high-maintenance, shallow, materialistic, obtrusive  wenches who demand pampering, suck up your personal time, and don’t care if you have a girl(s) on the side so long as you keep buying them stuff. There’s been a lot of “tut, tut”-ing and angry comments, so let me just say right away that Cod’s summation of Thai women is totally unfair and patently false.

Except when it’s true.

I prefer brunettes, but Betty's so much more likeable.

I prefer brunettes, but Betty’s so much more likeable.

The epic struggle continues.Now I don’t want to wade into the same bloodbath of online commentary that Cod has, so let me say this: I have many female Thai friends, and the overwhelming majority of them are outrageously smart, fiercely independent, proudly self-sufficient, pretty, down-to-Earth, funny, curious, wonderful people. I’m lucky enough that my girlfriend can also be categorized as such and acts as a very bold counterweight to Cod’s assessment – she respects my space, doesn’t snoop on my phone records (not that there’d be anything to see anyway), treats me as well as I treat her, and would not for a second stand for it if I had a girl on the side (no word on if I had a dude on the side, but I imagine the reaction would be similar). It’s as though Cod has taken my girlfriend (and most of my friends) and written an ill-informed, Machiavellian, anti-summary of their personalities.

HOWEVER!

I have also seen firsthand the exact type of woman that he’s talking about in far greater numbers in Thailand than anywhere else. Indeed, the other night at a Twitter dinner organized by the awesome Thonglor-Ekamai I met a guy new to Thailand who was a bit stunned that my girlfriend would allow me out all evening by myself to a place where there might be girls; he said his missues often secretly follows him (when he’s allowed out along, that is). I once had a friend whose recent ex-girlfriend hid behind a post outside his apartment, then threw a heavy photo frame at him when he returned one night, cutting his cheek (it was a photo of them together, natch). Another one of my friends broke his rib when his girlfriend (later his ex-wife) pushed him off a chair and onto an umbrella stand when he looked at a girl who walked by. Another friend picked a girl up at her apartment and then spent the rest of the night with a very miserable woman when she found out he didn’t have a car. Another friend (mutually) ended a date halfway through when the girl he was with decided that his 2-year old phone was emblematic of his bank account.

Kind of like this, but without the friendly expression.

Kind of like this, but without the friendly expression.

So, yes, there are shallow, bitchy, whiny – in plain fact, crazy – women in Thailand in greater numbers than I’ve seen anywhere else. Maybe it’s just because my dating experience in Canada can generously be described as slim, maybe it’s the heat, maybe Cod’s just unlucky. But there are also some amazing, driven, smart, normal women here, and that’s maybe what Cod should have put a bit more emphasis on in his article. Or maybe I should just shut up and be thankful I don’t have to deal with separating the wheat from the chaff anymore.

What do you think?