I’ve been away from Canada for so long now that I barely remember how the much-vaunted health care system works there anymore. Thankfully I’ve never needed a major operation, and any minor procedures I ever had done were just kind of…taken care of. Whenever I visited a doctor in Canada, I always trusted them 100%. Sure, you might get a second opinion, but you were always pretty sure that each doctor had your best interests in mind and that each one would narrow your ailment down to a fairly specific ballpark. But in Thailand, it sometimes takes a while to learn that things might not always be what they seem, and you have options as to the who, what, and where of your healthcare.

An example: a visting friend of mine, whose “Can it get any worse?” story was featured in a previous post, went to a hospital in Bangkok to get an injury checked out. It wasn’t pretty and needed attention, and the doctor told him he needed to check in right away. At this, the nurse brought in a wheelchair and told him they’d take him to his room. My friend seemed resigned to his fate and started to get worried – “I don’t know if any of this covered by my insurance, I need to call them, I left my passport at the hotel…” etc. I told him that he didn’t have to say if he didn’t want to – to which he was a bit shocked – and we thanked the doctor, got his affairs in order, and went to a closer, more convenient hospital. In Canada, you don’t have to do what the doctor says…but you usually just do without much thought because, well, he’s a doctor.

"I sure hope that was his lung, or we're in real trouble."

“I sure hope that was his lung, or we’re in real trouble.”

My own experience has been similar, but with a twist. Recently I visited a hospital in Bangkok to address a couch surfing sports injury that was acting up. After an examination and X-Ray, the doctor told me that non-emergency (but still not-minor) surgery was needed, at a cost of 70,000 baht. I can’t even describe to you how much of a non-option that was, so I decided to hold off on that for a while.

A week or so later I stopped by another hospital, just for shits n’ giggles, and got a totally different answer. The doctor there told me I didn’t need surgery, and to try rubbing some of this 600 baht cream onto my sore spot. Long story short – I was pain-free in about 5 days. Granted, the injury is not 100% healed and some minor surgery might be warranted in the future, but it will definitely be much less involved and expensive than the first hospital told me.

Of course, all of this assumes that you’re either in a position to simply pay out of pocket for health care, or have a truly badass insurance plan that covers care at non-government facilities. I’m not even going to get into Thailand’s controversial 30 baht healthcare scheme or medical tourism.

Or enjoy sociopathic murder-nurses.

Or enjoy sociopathic murder-nurses.

Essentially, private hospitals in Thailand are like cars – everyone has a reason why this one is awesome, and that one sucks. Some people are pessimists and would say that the first doctor was simply trying to jack me for a few thousand bucks; others would say doctors are only human and medical diagnoses are complex. Either way, it pays to hold your breath and shop around a bit.

...but don't go crazy.

…but don’t go crazy.