I hate writing posts like this because there’s no way to come off as anything but one of the thousands of complaining douchebag expats that live in Thailand, which is really not what I’m about. Well, usually not what I’m about – we’re all allowed to have off-days, but I’m generally a pretty up-beat guy. Anyway, any regular commuter who uses the BTS in Bangkok will have noticed that it’s been pretty crowded of late – and not just “Wow, this is slightly inconvenient” crowded, but “Wow, I hope no one falls on the tracks and dies” crowded. There are several reasons why, so forgive me if I rant on a bit about what it’s like to ride the BTS these days. Hopefully someone at the Bangkok Metropolitan Administration (BMA, English link doesn’t work, natch) will see this and take immediate, effective, and far-reaching action! Also, I’d like a Learjet.

From what I can see on my often-multiple daily trips on the BTS, there are four main problems contributing to the electric train system quickly becoming the bane of every commuter’s day. It’s a shame because the train has really opened up the city, and made it easy – sometimes even a pleasure! – to get around. Keep in mind that not every station is the same, and some problems can be fixed at some stations, but certainly not all, so these points aren’t blanket statements:

Space at stations is limited

If you’re one of the poor suckers who need to buy a ticket, you often need to get in THREE lineups before you can even get on the train, especially during rush hour. One to get change; one to buy the ticket; one to get through the gate. Due to the relatively small size of the ticketing area, this results in multiple lines for multiple steps crisscrossing and curling around each other like some kind of weird moshpit. If you’ve been to Siam or Asok during rush hour, you know what a mess this is: lines of bulky backpackers, harried commuters, screaming kids, bored students and confused tourists all shuffling through and around each other.

Speaking of gates, there is scant room to add more. If things get really bad, some of the cheesy shops located on the gate level can be pulled out and extra gates installed, but only two or three, and this will likely be a last resort, as it would mean losing out on rent revenue from the shops.

Up on the train platform is where it gets most dangerous. At peak hours, there are often crowds so big that they have to literally close off the stairs so more people don’t come up. Commuters line the platform inches away from a 100-ton train as it slides into the station – all it would take is one person to trip and 4 or 5 people would surely fall onto the tracks. Besides getting rid of the crowds, there is probably no solution to this – short of major construction/renovation that would likely shut the station and/or line down, there is no room to expand the height, length, or width of a BTS station.

This is either a Backstreet Boys concert or Asok station during evening rush hour.

This is either a Backstreet Boys concert or Asok station during evening rush hour.

No extra cars/frequencies

Once the 5km extension to Bearing opened a few weeks ago, people at On Nut, the previous terminal station, started complaining immediately that the trains were arriving packed. Seems that the people in charge thought the addition of five new stations didn’t require any new trains, which is like using the same amount of butter for five pieces of toast as you do for one piece. What was supposed to happen was that extra cars from the Silom line (which uses new four-car trains) were to be put to use on the Sukhumvit line (which still uses three-car trains), but if that ever happened, it didn’t do enough, and judging from the angry letters in the Bangkok Post, I’m not the only one who thinks so.

During rush hour, the trains are pretty packed – not Japan-style packed, but full nonetheless. One gets a vague sense of satisfaction when your train pulls up to a platform, the doors open, and the faces of the people waiting there drop as they realize they won’t be getting on yet another train. Despite feeling bad for them, all my brain does is say “Ha, glad I’m not you!” Of course, the following day, I have to wait for five trains to go past before I’m able to get on. #karma Here’s a short clip of a train pulling into the station – not safe, no matter how you look at it. Just look at what happened to that poor girl in Singapore.

The Airport Link

The new airport link is a great idea, but in typical Thai fashion it was so poorly planned and executed that there were recent whisperings that the owners might pull an HP and just cut their losses by abandoning the whole thing (which was denied). The problems with the airport link are numerous and mystifying – almost everyone I talked to predicted exactly what has happened as far back as two years ago; it seems the only people who didn’t know (or care) what the outcome would be were the ones building the damn thing. But that’s another story for another rant.

The problem with the airport link/BTS is that despite its flaws, a lot of people are still using it, mostly commuters who live in the eastern suburbs. This means that the station where the two lines meet (Phayathai) is another gateway where large crowds of people are entering the loop, many of them coming from the airport with giant suitcases. Add this to the fact that Phayathai is only two stations south of Victory Monument and two stations north of Siam (arguably the two busiest stations in the city), and this stretch of track becomes very unpleasant to enter, exit, or ride on. More convenient links to buses and taxis, easier ways to get in and out and more room on the platform would help, but…see the point above.

Because it's such a pain to ride, this is about as busy as it ever gets.

Because it’s such a pain to ride, this is about as busy as it ever gets.

BTS Extensions

This isn’t so much a problem as it is a solution that’s somehow causing problems. The BMA is moving ahead, slowly but surely, with a plan that will eventually see a good chunk of Bangkok served by various rail routes (this Google Map by a guy named Dave is pretty badass but not sure how accurate it is).  To be honest, if this continues I think Bangkok will be a pretty stupendous place to live in about 10 years, with easy access to all kinds of outlying areas and a few notches up on the quality of life scale, but for now, it’s causing more problems than it’s worth. Commuting is becoming increasingly unpleasant and waits of 30 or 45 minutes until you can fit on a train aren’t uncommon during rush hour. Clearly something needs to be sorted out.

HOWEVER! All that being said, the BTS is still a very efficient, clean, and easy way to get around the city. When I visited Calgary about three years ago I was shocked (and embarrassed, as my girlfriend was with me and I talked the place up a lot) at the awful ghetto-style train that the city relied on. Cigarette burns, dark, dingy stations, and cramped seating made it really unpleasant. I close by saying that the BTS in Bangkok is still a great service – but if they don’t smarten up, it won’t stay that way for long.

Also, on Calgary's C-Train, you may very literally end up dying of fright.

Also, on Calgary’s C-Train, you may very literally end up dying of fright.