No, not the type where heavily armed Somolian teenagers try to board 330-foot long oil tankers from an inflatable dinghy with a cake-mixer motor. Rather, I’m talking about the type where you can buy fake name brand stuff for really cheap! Everyone knows that Thailand is one of the best countries to buy worst offenders when it comes to selling fake stuff. Thailand has recently seen a crackdown on illegal goods vendors, ramped up as a direct result of a United States Trade Representative report saying, essentially, Thailand sells pirated goods, so they’re bad. Here’s my thoughts on piracy in Thailand…

I actually have kind of a Jekyll and Hyde thing going on with piracy: despite not having any great moral opposition to buying pirated goods (and even having bought a DVD or two here and there), I know it’s wrong. There’s no two ways about it; it’s stealing. But you know… the last CD I bought cost me $18 and it sucked, and the fake Nike shirt I own has lasted nearly as long as the real one it replaced for 1/5th the price. Now, I could argue the points on both sides until I’m blue in the face: CDs are too expensive, but the artist needs to get paid; buying a fake computer program doesn’t really hurt anyone, but if you get a virus on your computer there is no customer help line to save you. It’s an intellectual property Mobius strip.

The issue was thrust to the fore recently when the police raided Pat Pong, the notorious night market where, as far as I know, you couldn’t buy genuine merchandise if you tried. The USTR report in question says of Pat Pong and other similar areas in town:

“These locations are notorious for openly selling pirated and counterfeit goods, and are all designated as “red zones” by Thai authorities, which are markets targeted for increased raids due to their high piracy and counterfeiting rates.  Though Thai authorities know these places are where infringing products are most readily available, the authorities have yet to implement a long-term effort to rid the red zones of piracy and counterfeiting. Moreover, rightsholders and authorities appear to have found little or no legal basis to hold landlords responsible for tenants’ infringing activities, so there is little incentive for landlords in the red zones to cooperate in terminating the leases of infringing tenants.”

Of course it was done mostly for show. I don’t want to say that Thai police are corrupt, but let’s just say that if all the illegal activity in Thailand suddenly ceased, there’d be a lot of pissed off police officers with empty wallets. Anyway, my local Twitter network went off the charts as the raid went down – people were getting beaten, tourists were cowering in fear, a few shots were fired into the air… all very dramatic. The vendors said the police used unnecessary force, the police said the vendors were flagrantly selling fake goods, and around we go again.

I saw this the other day about fifty feet away from Pat Pong, where a piracy raid recently went down. I like the HORRIFIED look on the woman's face at being offered pirated goods.

I saw this the other day about fifty feet away from Pat Pong, where a piracy raid recently went down. I like the HORRIFIED look on the woman’s face at being offered pirated goods.

However, the part where I get all upstanding citizen-y is where you learn that it’s not just ‘Puna’ bags and movies that are being copied, but more important stuff as well. I recently wrote a story on intellectual property law for which I interviewed Stephane Passeri, the Programme Administrator for the European Commission-ASEAN Intellectual Property Rights Co-operation Programme at the Department of Intellectual Property, Ministry of Commerce. He was a very intelligent dude and had some good points to make. In the article, I wrote: 

“But when all is said and done, the realm of copying music and shoes is fairly benign. Yes, you’re stealing protected content, but in the big scheme of things, is it really hurting the planet? Most would say no, but that can be a mistake. Would you feel so blasé about the whole issue if you found out that some of the parts on the airplane taking your family back home for Christmas were fake? Or that the heart medicine your Dad is taking was made in a Beijing back alley?

Indeed, statistics show that counterfeiting is a growing trend. Between 2007 and 2008, customs seizures in the EU climbed by 17% overall. The sector that saw the most growth? Medicine, with a 50% jump. And the medicine that most often counterfeited? Viagra – but also anti-cholesterol, anti-osteoporosis and hypertension medication. Most will agree that CD’s are one thing, but medicine is a whole new ball game.”

At any rate, while I think we can all agree that the type of person spending $35 on a fake Rolex probably isn’t buying it in lieu of the $3,500 genuine Rolex he has his eye on (and thus, Rolex really isn’t losing anything), we can also agree that: A) Time is money, no matter if the artist is making awful music or divine purses, and B) Easily available fake stuff sets a precedent, and pretty soon you’re finding fake Coke, fake tires for your wife’s car, and fake medicine for your sick Mom.

So what’s my final verdict? I don’t know. Seriously, I’m not smart enough to make a slam-dunk argument for either side. It’s human nature to try to save a few bucks when you can, and it’s also human nature to want to maximize your return on investment. The only solution I can see is… well, I can’t see one. Piracy is kind of like Paris Hilton or marijuana – no matter what you do, there will always be someone who’s willing to go to great lengths to get their hands on it,  And around we go again…